Kicking Cones

Steeping is better than sweeping.

Penguin everything!

A little over-yessed for the party, but I lava the enthusiasm.

(Apologies for being dormant for so long, I was molten-tasking).

Please pray for the men of Texas. The government is trying to control their bodies and no one is talking about it. I mean it’s obvious…no one would just choose to have facial hair like that??!

I’m begging the supreme court to let men like Ted Cruz shave and stop the suffering. There’s a better and safer way. We can use education, prevention and local community investments to help us choose what’s best for our situation rather than force a beard to grow on someone who clearly can’t take care of it. And worst of all, his beard is now sadly growing into the first horse of the apocalypse and it may be too late to stop it #GodShaveTexas